So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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