return my video game
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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