what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
he's single and there are thong briefs.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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