You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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