how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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