i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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