BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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