i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
So many bounce houses so little time
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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