you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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