Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Damn victory sex feels great
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Randomize
