? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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