Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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