It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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