it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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