you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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