Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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