just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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