Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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