Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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