Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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