We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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