I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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