The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Randomize
