I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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