? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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