Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize