I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
my poor anus
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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