have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
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