I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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