what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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