Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize
