Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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