Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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