And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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