wanna go halves on a baby?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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