You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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