Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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