ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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