he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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