haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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