i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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