Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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