So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Pants are for mortals
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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