Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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