Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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