is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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