Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I touched a dick in church today
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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