i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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