Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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