Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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