Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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