she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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