I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I party with great urgency now.
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