Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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