Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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