Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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